greyhavens:

#nofilter needed for my Noro Taiyo order that came in today 😍#farnizzleknits #knitting

dicksplit:

*Baby starts crying on a plane*

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sorelatable:

I hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess you didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so

ultrafacts:

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ultrafacts:

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  • white person: how do you say my name in your language??
  • me: pendejo

Drowning and they keep holding the mask just out of reach. Currents increasingly violent and I’m sinking deeper. Why call out? Its not worth the trouble. You can swim they’ll say.

drtanner:

suicunesrider:

uneditededit:

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

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not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.

Fucking witchcraft, man. 

dancybutt:

"what state do you live in?"

constant anxiety

ilovecharts:

curiosamathematica:

The Google trend for the search query “quadratic formula”.
It repeats in the same pattern every year. Down in summer, up in September, down again in December and up again in spring time before going down again in the summer. And so it goes on forever.

via livingonabear

ilovecharts:

curiosamathematica:

The Google trend for the search query “quadratic formula”.

It repeats in the same pattern every year. Down in summer, up in September, down again in December and up again in spring time before going down again in the summer. And so it goes on forever.

via 

live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

(Source: patickstump)

littlecatlady:

tastefullyoffensive:

The worst. 

I HATE THIS I HATE THIS WITH ALL OF MY BEING

littlecatlady:

tastefullyoffensive:

The worst. 

I HATE THIS I HATE THIS WITH ALL OF MY BEING

xiggymatsu:

it’s all in the joints

xiggymatsu:

it’s all in the joints

(Source: beesmygod)

(Source: nancysinatras)